Co-worker: "That list of wifi projects your manager made is basically just propaganda about how much work you've been doing lately."
Me: "Um, well, actually that's a long list of projects that we haven't done yet."
Another co-worker: "It's getting to be a problem. The list of things Avery hasn't done keeps getting longer and longer."
Yeah, pretty much.
ssh+2FA to all your machines, anywhere, without opening firewall ports.