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2016-04-29 »

Out-of-context quotes from Avery's performance reviews, Spring 2016 edition:

  • "pretend to care"
  • "incessantly nagging people"
  • "Not getting fired is not Avery's career goal"
  • "Avery will file a bug so you can adjust your expectations"

Thanks!  Y'all are the best, as always.

(As everyone here knows by now, I'm famous for my optimism.  So the good news is I could only find four quotes worth taking out of context.)

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