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March 2016
April 2016

2016-03-14 »

Suggested bizspeak for wifi teams:

"I'm going into powersave for a bit.  Send me a WoW if you need anything."

"I'm going to toss you an aggregate.  Just let me know afterwards which parts you didn't understand."

"Yawn. This presenter's rate control is way too conservative."

"I'm just sending out probes here.  It's okay if you don't answer, as long as you're not invisible."

"Come on, everyone, we need to get back on channel!"

"It's all hidden nodes with you."

"When's the next beacon? I've got an IE I need to send, stat!"

"Their radios are have just always been on different bands, you know?"

"Jeez, relax, my receiver is getting desensed."

"Is your antenna gain too high?  Look at the big picture."

"I don't think their coding scheme has enough FEC, if you know what I mean. "

"Don't worry, that person has above average receiver sensitivity; they'll get it."

"I just don't feel like I'm getting airtime fairness lately."

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