I went on a ski trip. It was raining so I pretended to be on a ski trip but actually looked out the window at a mountain while writing this program.
Its early code name was "curse", which is short for "curses-based wifi monitor for when you're angry about the low quality of your ski resort hotel wifi," but I think I'll rename it to "wifitop."
Still needs some work (and column labels) but I think it's pretty neat already. Columns are: MAC address, is_access_point, RSSI, num_tx_packets, tx_rate_histogram, num_rx_packet, rx_rate_histogram, last_packet_type.
ssh+2FA to all your machines, anywhere, without opening firewall ports.