"99.6% of log lines are fully-analyzed within 2 minutes of the event happening on the CPE."
The even better part is 60 seconds of this is a delay before uploading logs on the device itself (should be fixable if we do streaming uploads), and the other 60 seconds is just buffering (should also be fixable). In other words, almost all our remaining latency is fixable. Whoa.
ssh+2FA to all your machines, anywhere, without opening firewall ports.