I may be internet famous, but I am not a primary source of original research

Particularly if you're thinking of footnoting my high school English essay as one of your references in a book about high-bandwidth network communications.

Yeah, I remember my teacher gave me a 10/10 on that one. 15 years ago. But seriously.

(Thanks to Eduardo for pointing out what happens when you search for "apenwarr" or "Avery Pennarun" in Google Books. Answer: silly things.)