Marketing vs. My Sanity
Dear Mr./Ms. Personsname, [...]
Nitix is a serious product.
That's why I wrote this poem:
- Nitix for Sage Accpac ERP
Is not only a novelty.
It never loses any data;
Our newest disks can now do SATA.
And idb is patent pending.
Your database will need no mending.
Make more money, save more time!
Only Nitix sells with rhyme!
Final score: Marketing:1, My sanity:0
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