Marketing vs. My Sanity

Dear Mr./Ms. Personsname, [...]

Nitix is a serious product.

That's why I wrote this poem:

Nitix for Sage Accpac ERP
Is not only a novelty.
It never loses any data;
Our newest disks can now do SATA.

And idb is patent pending.
Your database will need no mending.
Make more money, save more time!
Only Nitix sells with rhyme!

[...]

Sincerely,
etc.

Final score: Marketing:1, My sanity:0