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2006-02-19 »

KFC in the Bronx

They... give you mashed potatoes by default instead of fries. And the largest combo has only two pieces of chicken instead of three or four. And the cole slaw... it's the creamy kind, NOT RADIOACTIVE GREEN! It's almost sort of kind of healthy! (Okay, "healthy" is probably the wrong word, but it defines a unit vector in the direction I'm talking about.)

And, being the Bronx, they serve it all to you using a bulletproof plexiglass double-interlocking shelf system. Every place has its charms.

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