Blech. Capitalism is just a fancy meritocracy, and look what you get. When the judges of merit aren't worthy of merit themselves, weird things happen.
And speaking of capitalism...
I've confirmed it. Spending money doesn't cause happiness, only earning it does. So if earning your money doesn't make you happy, then do something, quick: it's not getting any better from there.
ssh+2FA to all your machines, anywhere, without opening firewall ports.