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Hi, I'm Avery Pennarun, a former student originating in Thunder Bay, Ontario but presently living in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, except that I'm actually living in Montréal, Québec, but now I'm back in Waterloo, but then I moved to Ottawa for a while before returning to Waterloo, which lasted until a brief sojourn in Squamish, BC before moving back to Waterloo one last time until I moved quasi-permanently to Montréal again, where I stayed for a while until I did a quantum-mechanical split and began to exist in Montréal and London, ON simultaneously, which resolved into just London, ON (ironically, along with three non-Shrodinger cats), but eventually dispersed to Salt Spring Island, BC, for a rather short time before I moved to New York, last time I updated this sentence.

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