5 years at my job

That's 4.67 years longer than I expected to last.

Once upon a time, I read an article with an apocryphal story of someone who had been working at Apple a long time (5 years?).  He/she ended up in an elevator with Steve Jobs and mentioned this fact.  Steve supposedly said something dismissive about how if you're still doing the same thing after five years, you've failed.  Does anyone have a link to that?