Everything here is my opinion. I do not speak for your employer.
1. Write a program named gflog, short for "Google Fiber Log"
2. Don't get enough sleep
3. Stumble onto my own code review, and read it as "g-flog", as in "Google Flog"
4. Wish I had written that instead.
My latest project is Tailscale: the easiest way to use WireGuard and 2FA.