People are funny
You try to tell people what your product does, and they tune you out. But you pay good money to send people nonsense, and they like you. And they respond with things like this:
Credits are black
Debits are red
I can't write poetry
Thats what I said.
Art is a powerful thing. Mind you, some super powers are more useful than others.
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