Texas = Meat
Fry's = Crack
Once upon a time, noise cancelling headphones were prohibitively expensive. Now you can get cheap ones with decent noise cancellation. Unfortunately, the reason they're cheap is that the non-noise sound quality is crap.
They were fun to buy, though. And because of Fry's's (??) liberal return policy, they should also be fun to return.
ssh+2FA to all your machines, anywhere, without opening firewall ports.