Out-of-context quotes from Avery's performance reviews, Spring 2016 edition:

• "pretend to care"
  
• "incessantly nagging people"
  
• "Not getting fired is not Avery's career goal"
  
• "Avery will file a bug so you can adjust your expectations"

Thanks!  Y'all are the best, as always.

(As everyone here knows by now, I'm famous for my optimism.  So the good news is I could only find four quotes worth taking out of context.)