Dear Amazon Kindle recruiter,

Why yes, I would love the opportunity to yell at the people on your team for taking such an awesome concept (reading books on a phone/tablet) and screwing it up so spectacularly, including but not limited to horrible fonts, horrible anti-aliasing, horrible hyphenation, horrible pagination, and horrible search.

But actually I would not require payment or employment in order to provide this valuable service.

Love,

Avery