Everything here is my opinion. I do not speak for your employer.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee laptop with 200dpi display!!!!1!
I've been wanting one of these for 10+ years. Now I still want one, but at least it's no longer a total pipe dream.
Try Tailscale: mesh networking, centralized administration, WireGuard.