A few people have mentioned that they're disappointed with the lack of all-caps yelling segments in my emails lately. I'm sorry, there just hasn't been anything good to all caps about.

New Year's resolution: more all-caps emails.

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HI THERE HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE. I HOPE YOUR PROJECT IS GOING WELL. WE ARE ENSCONCED IN REGULATORY ISSUES THAT WILL DELAY OUR PUBLIC RELEASE INTO THE NEW YEAR BUT IT WAS ENTIRELY PREDICTED AND ACCORDING TO PLAN. PLEASE CONTINUE DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU WERE DOING. THAT IS ALL.