Note to the beloved fans subscribing to my Youtube feed

I don't have a Youtube feed.

I don't post Youtube videos.

I can't find myself on Youtube.

I don't even like Youtube.

And yet I'm getting notifications about it.

So whatever it is you're subscribing to... um, no need. Honest.

Update 2009/12/21: drheld points out that I have, in fact, posted one lousy video to Youtube in the past. I guess this is what I get for creating an account at a random website on the Internet. And yes, that is our dog. We're training her to generate electricity when the Day of Darkness comes.