Welcome Back to Ontario
On the radio today: "Guys! Want to impress that special woman in your life? Make sure to practice good hygiene! We'll have some great hygiene tips after these messages." And they weren't kidding, I swear.
They kind of insisted on getting me one of those things for my new job. It's even more evil than I ever imagined. But it does Google Maps (and that saved me today already), so it does get high craziness points.
I guess sometimes it can be fun being a total corporate sellout. That said, this is really not your usual bank, in that everybody I've met there so far actually makes sense. And they process expense reports in 24 hours.