English Grammar is Almost As Dense as Perl

There, no kitchen is an island.

There is no kitchen island.

There is Kitchen! No! Island!

There is no island, Kitchen.

There is Kitchen Island, no?

No! There is Island Kitchen!

Kitchen is there. Island, no.

Is there Island Kitchen? No? Is Island Kitchen -- no, there! Island Kitchen is there, no?

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So please don't ask me why compilers never auto-correct your punctuation.